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Date Night Disaster – Saved by TurboWhirl 9000”] [Scene 1 – INT. KITCHEN – EVENING] (Romantic music plays. Candles are lit. A guy, JASON, is dressed up, nervously reading a recipe while holding a tomato upside down.) JASON (muttering): Okay… dice the onion, blend the soup… how hard can it be? (He throws ingredients wildly into a blender that looks like it was built during the Cold War.) JASON (grinning proudly): Chef Jason in the house. (He hits "blend" — the blender SCREAMS like a jet engine, then explodes tomato all over the ceiling. He stands frozen, covered in red goo.) JASON: ...That’s a war crime. [Scene 2 – INFOMERCIAL STYLE – WHITE BACKDROP, EPIC LIGHTING] NARRATOR (deep, dramatic voice): Introducing the TurboWhirl 9000. The blender that doesn't blend — it obliterates! (Footage of the TurboWhirl 9000 turning an entire pineapple into mist. A brick is pulverized into powder. A smoothie practically materializes out of thin air.) NARRATOR: Steel blades. 1000 watts. 1 mission: no chunks. [Scene 3 – BACK TO JASON’S KITCHEN] (Doorbell rings. His date, LUCY, arrives. Jason opens the door — spotless, holding two perfectly blended smoothies.) LUCY (surprised): Wow! Smells amazing! You cook? JASON (smiling smugly): Let’s just say... I have a little help. (He winks. Cut to the TurboWhirl 9000 on the counter — glowing like it’s sentient.) TURBOWHIRL (robotic voice, whispering): You’re welcome, Jason. [Scene 4 – LOGO + SLOGAN] (Product shot, flames behind it like an action movie.) NARRATOR: TurboWhirl 9000 — So powerful, it might just replace you. [END]

Date Night Disaster – Saved by TurboWhirl 9000”] [Scene 1 – INT. KITCHEN – EVENING] (Romantic music plays. Candles are lit. A guy, JASON, is dressed up, nervously reading a recipe while holding a tomato upside down.) JASON (muttering): Okay… dice the onion, blend the soup… how hard can it be? (He throws ingredients wildly into a blender that looks like it was built during the Cold War.) JASON (grinning proudly): Chef Jason in the house. (He hits "blend" — the blender SCREAMS like a jet engine, then explodes tomato all over the ceiling. He stands frozen, covered in red goo.) JASON: ...That’s a war crime. [Scene 2 – INFOMERCIAL STYLE – WHITE BACKDROP, EPIC LIGHTING] NARRATOR (deep, dramatic voice): Introducing the TurboWhirl 9000. The blender that doesn't blend — it obliterates! (Footage of the TurboWhirl 9000 turning an entire pineapple into mist. A brick is pulverized into powder. A smoothie practically materializes out of thin air.) NARRATOR: Steel blades. 1000 watts. 1 mission: no chunks. [Scene 3 – BACK TO JASON’S KITCHEN] (Doorbell rings. His date, LUCY, arrives. Jason opens the door — spotless, holding two perfectly blended smoothies.) LUCY (surprised): Wow! Smells amazing! You cook? JASON (smiling smugly): Let’s just say... I have a little help. (He winks. Cut to the TurboWhirl 9000 on the counter — glowing like it’s sentient.) TURBOWHIRL (robotic voice, whispering): You’re welcome, Jason. [Scene 4 – LOGO + SLOGAN] (Product shot, flames behind it like an action movie.) NARRATOR: TurboWhirl 9000 — So powerful, it might just replace you. [END]

Date Night Disaster – Saved by TurboWhirl 9000”] [Scene 1 – INT. KITCHEN – EVENING] (Romantic music plays. Candles are lit. A guy, JASON, is dressed up, nervously reading a recipe while holding a tomato upside down.) JASON (muttering): Okay… dice the onion, blend the soup… how hard can it be? (He throws ingredients wildly into a blender that looks like it was built during the Cold War.) JASON (grinning proudly): Chef Jason in the house. (He hits "blend" — the blender SCREAMS like a jet engine, then explodes tomato all over the ceiling. He stands frozen, covered in red goo.) JASON: ...That’s a war crime. [Scene 2 – INFOMERCIAL STYLE – WHITE BACKDROP, EPIC LIGHTING] NARRATOR (deep, dramatic voice): Introducing the TurboWhirl 9000. The blender that doesn't blend — it obliterates! (Footage of the TurboWhirl 9000 turning an entire pineapple into mist. A brick is pulverized into powder. A smoothie practically materializes out of thin air.) NARRATOR: Steel blades. 1000 watts. 1 mission: no chunks. [Scene 3 – BACK TO JASON’S KITCHEN] (Doorbell rings. His date, LUCY, arrives. Jason opens the door — spotless, holding two perfectly blended smoothies.) LUCY (surprised): Wow! Smells amazing! You cook? JASON (smiling smugly): Let’s just say... I have a little help. (He winks. Cut to the TurboWhirl 9000 on the counter — glowing like it’s sentient.) TURBOWHIRL (robotic voice, whispering): You’re welcome, Jason. [Scene 4 – LOGO + SLOGAN] (Product shot, flames behind it like an action movie.) NARRATOR: TurboWhirl 9000 — So powerful, it might just replace you. [END]

Date Night Disaster – Saved by TurboWhirl 9000”] [Scene 1 – INT. KITCHEN – EVENING] (Romantic music plays. Candles are lit. A guy, JASON, is dressed up, nervously reading a recipe while holding a tomato upside down.) JASON (muttering): Okay… dice the onion, blend the soup… how hard can it be? (He throws ingredients wildly into a blender that looks like it was built during the Cold War.) JASON (grinning proudly): Chef Jason in the house. (He hits "blend" — the blender SCREAMS like a jet engine, then explodes tomato all over the ceiling. He stands frozen, covered in red goo.) JASON: ...That’s a war crime. [Scene 2 – INFOMERCIAL STYLE – WHITE BACKDROP, EPIC LIGHTING] NARRATOR (deep, dramatic voice): Introducing the TurboWhirl 9000. The blender that doesn't blend — it obliterates! (Footage of the TurboWhirl 9000 turning an entire pineapple into mist. A brick is pulverized into powder. A smoothie practically materializes out of thin air.) NARRATOR: Steel blades. 1000 watts. 1 mission: no chunks. [Scene 3 – BACK TO JASON’S KITCHEN] (Doorbell rings. His date, LUCY, arrives. Jason opens the door — spotless, holding two perfectly blended smoothies.) LUCY (surprised): Wow! Smells amazing! You cook? JASON (smiling smugly): Let’s just say... I have a little help. (He winks. Cut to the TurboWhirl 9000 on the counter — glowing like it’s sentient.) TURBOWHIRL (robotic voice, whispering): You’re welcome, Jason. [Scene 4 – LOGO + SLOGAN] (Product shot, flames behind it like an action movie.) NARRATOR: TurboWhirl 9000 — So powerful, it might just replace you. [END]